Spammers appreciate me “teaching the mediocre ones with the aid of a blog”
Did you know that when you write a blog you end up getting loads of spam through your comments box? WordPress very kindly skims the spam into its own separate folder rather than posting it onto your site, and so far I have had 654 comments in this folder. I always have fun to have a read through the spam folder, so I thought I’d share some of my favourites with you.
So what do people have to say about my numerous posts on the wonders of market research?
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The last category are my favourites, obviously, but they are all so sweet and I do enjoy reading all of the spam comments I receive even if I then have to delete them.